Gussy is awake.
You are now also awake. He is on your chest. He weighs nothing and also everything.
Official fan page · est. the swamp
The Beloved
Alligator Cat
Half gator. All cat.
Gussy has never bitten anyone and never will, because Gussy is a baby. The hood, however, is permanent. Please stop asking about the hood.
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dropping with the coin · check back
0 PSIbite force
1hood (permanent)
9felt teeth
∞treats owed
100%beloved
Swamp Field Guide · Entry 001
Know your Alligussy.
Everything the Department of Natural Resources would tell you, if it returned our calls.
HOOD does not come off
THE STARE see section 3
FELT TEETH ×9 decorative, legally
CHIN scratches by appointment
CHIN STRAP structural
TOAST PILLOW not for sale
- Common name
- Alligussy. "Gussy" to friends. Everyone is a friend.
- Scientific name
- Felis gatorensis belovedus
- Habitat
- The bed. Specifically the corner by the toast pillow. Will relocate to your chest at 05:58.
- Diet
- Treats. Also whatever you were about to eat.
- Call
- None. Gussy does not vocalize. Gussy looks at you until you understand.
- Bite force
- 0 PSI. The teeth are felt. The threat is emotional.
- Threat to humans
- You will buy things.
- Conservation status
- BL · Beloved
- Distinguishing marks
- Green hood with tooth trim. Round everything. A stare that has ended arguments.
- Range
- Worldwide, as of now.
Section 3 · The Stare
Gussy is looking at you.
You have been stared at for 0 seconds.
Interactive · Consent pending
Pet Gussy.
Tap him. He allows it. Each pet raises the purr meter, which is scientific. Try to remove the hood if you want to find out who you are.
Purr level: dormant
0pets (you)
0pets (everyone, allegedly)
0hood removal attempts
0successful
Observation log
A day in the swamp.
Recorded from the bed. Times approximate. Hood status: on throughout.
The Stare, session one.
Duration: until breakfast. Subject: your choices.
Breakfast.
He was starving. He was fed at 05:30. Both of these are true.
Perimeter patrol.
Full costume. Walks the edge of the bed twice. Finds nothing. Reports it anyway.
The loaf.
Paws tucked. Eyes half closed. A gator at rest is still a gator.
Hood check.
Still on. Felt teeth: all nine accounted for.
Watches you eat.
Eats nothing himself. Is somehow fed. Investigators remain baffled.
Zoomies.
Four minutes. Uninterrupted. Hood stays on. Physics has questions.
Toast pillow.
Sits beside it. Considers the swamp. Does not blink. The day ends. Gussy does not.
Letters to Gussy
The Beloved write in.
Real letters, in the sense that someone really typed them. Gussy reads every one. Gussy responds to none.
Meme Lab · Certificate Office
Make it official.
Two documents, both binding. Download, post, tag nobody, be beloved.
Ask Gussy anything.
Gussy is listening. Gussy is always listening.
Gussynomics
Numbers, for people who need them.
A fair launch on pump.fun. No presale, no team bag, no alligator. Everything else is vibes with a chin strap.
1,000,000,000total supply. One for every time you said "aww".
0 / 0taxes. Gussy does not do paperwork.
100%in the swamp at launch. Fair launch; whoever shows up, shows up.
Revokedmint authority. So is the hood's removal authority.
Burnedliquidity, on migration. The swamp does not give refunds.
1team member. He is a cat. He has not read this.
The Swamp Map
- PuddleLaunch. Gussy acknowledges nothing.
- PondFirst 100 Beloved. Fan mail opens.
- BayouSomeone's grandmother buys. She says he looks "cold".
- SwampHood removal petition reaches 10,000 signatures. Denied.
- EvergladesGussy trends. Gussy does not notice. Hood status: on.
- The OceanWe boil it.
How to buy
Four steps. Zero bites.
- 1
Get a wallet
Phantom works. Download it, write the seed phrase on paper, hide it from Gussy.
phantom.app → - 2
Get some SOL
Buy it in the wallet or send it from an exchange. Keep a little extra for fees and treats.
- 3
Find $GUSSY on pump.fun
Paste the contract address from the top of this page. Check it twice. There is one Gussy.
pump.fun → - 4
Hold. Be beloved.
Pet the cat. Write a letter. Do not try the hood.
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